Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Mom said you looked used
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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