can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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