Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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