so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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