he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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