Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
please don't ironically join a cult
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