Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
