fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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