think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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