Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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