Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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