chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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