Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I deserve this hangover.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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