You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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