I faked an abortion last night.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
why is half of my head shaved?
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