I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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