when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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