no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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