I'm lost and stupid without you.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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