How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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