If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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