He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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