after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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