she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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