ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
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