operation harelip BJ is a go
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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You. Win. At. Life.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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