i may or may not be watching the land before time
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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