To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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