I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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