the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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