I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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