I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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