I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Randomize
