That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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