Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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