Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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