Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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