and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
They took my balls.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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