Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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