just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
how does that bad decision feel?
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