I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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