she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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