At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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