your parents love me but you hate me
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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