OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We talked him into tasing himself.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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