I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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