You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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