He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Girls should come with a carfax report
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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