Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
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Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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