YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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