First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
my shit smells like andre
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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