Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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