he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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